Friend: Yepp, I’m too cool. People be jelly (jealous) of it.
Me: Oooh, I like jelly. I want some toast and jelly. Grape is good, but I like raspberry. Fudge is good too, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge then I can’t budge even with a nudge.
Friend: I have some fudge, peanut butter fudge. Want some, virtually? Lol.
Me: Nahhh, I had a big dinner.
Friend: Ate like a pig, huh?
Me: Yeah, I gobbled it all up. But wouldn’t that be more like eating like a turkey instead of a pig? But if I’m eating turkey, I don’t think I could gobble it all up, that would be mean. I don’t even like turkey.
Friend: …So… You’re a veggie?
Me: Silly goose! I’m not edible, I’m a homo sapien!
Me: Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. I want cupcakes now. Not in my eye though, I just like to eat them.
Friend: Um. What are you doing?
Me: Trying to stand on my head. What are YOUUU doing?
Friend: Questioning my friendship with you. *jokingly*
I fall over.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Oh, God. Not more jokes…
Me: Why did Simba’s father die?
Friend: I don’t know.
Me. Because he couldn’t MUFASA. HAHAHAHAHA, get it? Mufasa? Hahahahahahaha.
Friend: Hahaha, yeah I get it, hahaha.
I struggle to breath from laughing.
Me: Heyheyhey, how do you carve wood?
Me: Whittle by whittle! HAHAHAHA. *snorts from laughing too hard*
And this is what my friend has to deal with all the time on Skype. Maybe this is why I only have one friend. I wanted to share that, she is so awesome for putting up with me and all the My Little Pony insiders I have.
On another note, I am supposed to stay up all night and wait for mama to come home from work (At 5:00AM), so we can go get our new car. I’ve been a bit hyper so I decided to bake cookies. I have the dough cooling right now but it should be ready. Annnnd, I am finally going to be able to take my written knowledge test to get my driver’s license. Not sure how excited or scared I feel about that. I’ve only put it off for years then wasn’t able to do since our car and blah blah blah.
Well, I’m off to bake cookies. And I promise to get back to writing more interesting things after my writer’s block is gone.